Sunday, February 7, 2016

Guo Nian

 2/7/15

 The infamous Taiwanese Guo Nian (Chinese New Year) is finally here. Members quite literally have to provide meals for missionaries because all the stores are closed. Meals with members are a little bit out of the normal. Yesterday after the one hour long combined church, we ate bitter cabbage, pig ear (not the mushroom mind you), squid meatballs, boiled goose skin off the bone, and drank vinegar fruit juice. Don't worry, it all tasted worse than it sounds. Oh, and people have not stopped lighting off firecrackers since yesterday morning. I'm portraying it in a bad light, but Guo Nian is actually super fun and it's pretty exciting to bike all around town yelling at everyone "Happy New Year!" and hear them all yell it back.


   Have I ever mentioned how cold it is in Taiwan? Oh it is so stinking cold. It is such a different cold than in Utah. It just soaks through your clothes, and then when the wind blows it just freezes your heart deeper than Anna (Awnah?) in Frozen. Also, we had a pretty decent (6.5) earthquake here a few days ago. It was in the middle of the night though, so I didn't feel anything. Tipped over a few buildings near the epicenter down in Tainan, the southern portion of Taiwan. Not too many people were injured or killed, but keep them in your prayers.

   I had something fairly interesting happen Saturday afternoon. We were just in the middle of a 6 hour stint of finding, and we contacted this group of guys that were smoking (which unfortunately is very common) and one of them held out a box of cigarettes to me and asked if I wanted one. It was a super easy no, but it made me think. I've been casually offered plenty of drugs on the mission, but that was probably the first time in my life someone held out and offered a cigarette to the point of where I only had to reach out and say yes. I am so grateful for the gospel standards I have and the faith I have developed to make that decision without blinking an eye. I thought about how different a situation that would have been without the gospel, and it just made me so grateful. I have seen so many lives ruined from this horrible stuff, and every time I see someone smoke I am so grateful for the guideposts of commandments that keep us safe throughout our day to day lives. What a blessing. Alright, there are cockroaches crawling all over my keyboard in this internet cafe so I better go, but Happy New Year! I love you all!!!

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That is so crazy! Two referrals from Utah? That is absolutely unheard of! I am so excited to meet these two people! Don't worry about the earthquake. Hardly a hiccup really. It is so common here. The only big news was those buildings that fell down in the south. They were mentioned in a few talks in church, but other than that life is just as normal as ever up here in the north. It was in the middle of the night. I'm actually super disappointed I didn't feel anything! Ya, so there is no cleanup up here. The only cleanup we are doing is our bowls for the New Year. Absolutely disgusting food yesterday, but I've heard the meals are normally amazing and every missionary gains so much weight. My companion, Elder Humphries, is super excited because he says we can get fat off of Guo Nian and then after work super super hard and get yolked. Ya, he is a pretty interesting guy. I really love the way he does street contacting. It makes the Taiwanese a little uncomfortable, but it is super friendly and he just gets along with them super well. He offends others pretty easily with the way he talks, but he doesn't really mean it. Makes for some funny situations every once in a while. Our area right now has virtually no investigators, so we are finding almost all day every day. It gets incredibly boring, so a lot of the struggle is how to make it fun, but every once in a while we get an awesome contact that just totally makes it worthwhile. Ya. So hey, what is this new personality thing from Pixar? I heard it was really good, was it? Also, I know you are all super busy and things, but if you get a spare moment you should send me some awesome poems! I have found poetry takes on a lot more meaning on a mission, and a few of them to read would be awesome. Not too many, and not those cheesy ones about missionary work. Just good solid ones. Also, a lot of missionaries love sharing these talks, one of which is a Ricciardi Letter. I'm curious if it is true or if it is just one of those folklore things. Don't spend too much time. I love you guys!!!! You are the best!!!!












Monday, February 1, 2016

The Xin Feng Hill

1/29/15

  I got transferred last week over to the northwestern half of the island in a place called XinZhu (Taiwanese pinyin: HsinChu). My new companion is Elder Humphries of Bountiful, Utah! Kind of crazy my companion is from that close. Oh, and we had a baptism this last Saturday! Nothing like moving into a new area and having a baptism! Her name is Polly, but I don't know much else about her because I only got to talk to her at the baptism. Between the church and our apartment is the infamous XinFeng hill. I had heard rumors, but never experienced the horribleness. I knew it was one of the biggest hills in the mission, but I didn't realize we had to go up and down it almost every day and yesterday twice. My legs are literally noodles. Don't worry, next week they will be legs of titanium steel.
     Sidenote: Playboy in Taiwan is actually a shoe store. Who would have thought? Playboy, DON'T LOOK! Oh wait, no you can look it's only a shoe store. I am very tempted to buy a pair of their really cozy slippers and see what my mission president thinks.
     Belowthesidenote: Wedding rings for women in Taiwan are worn on the right hand. The third finger while engaged, and the fourth finger while married. They wear it on the right so when they hold hands with their significant other (who wears it on the left) the rings are right next to each other. We found this out from a lady thinking about divorcing her husband. Go figure.
     The worldwide mission conference last week was amazing!!! I loved it so so so much! I wish I could watch it again and again. It was really cool to here their inspired words, and I'm excited to start working on applying it all in my mission. One thing they really talked about was member missionary work. Missionary work is most effective when members and missionaries work together. The majority of baptisms throughout the world are from member referrals, so keep it up back home! You're doin' a great job! I love you all!!

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Question (probably for Dad): is the rain actually acid rain and will it actually make my hair fall out? Literally everyone is convinced it will, and I need to know if I have to take drastic measures to preserve my luscious hair. People go crazy at you if your hair is exposed to the rain and I want to know if they are justified in turning my world upside down due to a lack of proper protective hair covering.

 I'm sorry, but as for the who I am teaching category, I'm not 100% sure yet. New area, so I don't really know anybody yet. Next week. Frustrations? Everyone here thinks all religions are the same and that it is just an emotional support. The WORST perspective anyone could have. Religion is just like yoga is in America. People go do it to relieve stress right? That is exactly how they treat religion. "Oh ya! I love religion! I can just go on Sundays and get rid of all my stress!" NO! They cannot physically accept the fact that religion is so much more than just a 'scapegoat' and that our church is VERY different from other churches. It is so stinking frustration trying to explain it to someone on the street. 

I'm still getting to know the members here, but they are so amazing. Some of them have the perspective that I just mentioned and it is horrible, but there are some real powerhouses. I don't know about my favorite thing as a missionary. There are so many amazing things that I love. One of the best though is going to bed at night. Like, not kidding. After a day of hard work and before another day of hard work, it feels so incredible to finally let your head hit the pillow at the end of the day. On the street, we get quite a mix of reactions. About 2 in 20 are completely rude (ok not completely) and straight up ignore us and walk away with angry faces, 1 in 20 is completely willing to listen to our message, and the remaining 17 make up some lame excuse not to talk to us, about 10 of which will make the lame excuse and then kind of chat with us for a bit after they realize we are actually pretty nice and fun people. That is pretty much the composition of our street finding. I love seeing people all the way down the street dive into an old dingy store full of drugs or something to avoid us though. Pretty funny. Well, that is the majority of it. I love you Dad, Mom, Sarah, Mary, and Christian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







a beautiful Danshui for probably the last time



we got a picture with the rebel exercise lady!!!! She was so awesome!! If I haven't told you about her remind me to next week.


our exercise crew


 me outside of the gigantic XinZhu chapel with Elder Humphries